Bad Brand Evangelists

Would you trust these okes with your brand? I would rather give my 6 mumf old boerbul a box of crayolas and sum noos print.

They can like to be very, VERY red, and also smok to blink incessintly. They designed'd a logo not even its muther would luv.

Check them out if you want your brand designed badly.

Tiiiiny bubbles... o vok, it's a motor racing track?!

Flip ou's, I fought I was looking at a new raspberry flavoured aero website, wif little red bubbles and kuck, then I realised it's a race track.

Vuurfoks lufs this websaait. It crosses out the navigation links and when I checked in intuhnet explorah, it looks eekwally as kuck.

It are being a pity though cos vis are a lekker track. Some poephol maked the site kuck though.

South Africa Website Design

We has renamed this styles of website design as Web 0.5.

John Reese is are the most best marketing legend in the world. He can takes the kiffist keyword stuffed name and gooi lank content on a page that scrolls sideways like and he still gets fokol pagerank.

He smaaks time travel cos he like rekons he started intarweb marketing since before the intarweb was invented.

If you click on sum links you will check that he maked like $100 gazillion in like one day. It looks like he spent it all on hookers and cocaine cos he certinly diddints spend it on his websaait.

Clicky clicky for you to see how kuck his websaait is.

Capcom are lekker kommunimarketers!

Schoo, flip this one are lekker. They is like internet marketing frustrasie relievers. They has a smaaklike googles page rank of like zero. Which are lekker.

They smoks to gooi images up of text which can like be done in hmtl but it are like too diffikult to do like.

But they are lank kiff anyways cos it's so koel like to make websites up in pictures.

I are like, you know, a web professional and stuff hey

Hey bru, I like dig you know, like designing stuff, hey bru. It's so kiff you know when you get off that perfect session and like design like a website you know, bru.

I mean, I'm like you know, so professional and stuff hey bru, that I like don't even need to make my navigation like work you know, like hey bru.

I'm like so professional at you know, like designing websites and stuff, hey bru, like, you know.

SABC ees brooken

Eish, I doon't know what heppen. It break in ama firefoxi.

Steers looks laaik kuck

Yay, steers! I smok wacky wednesday's month old pets mince and horse meat burgers, cleverly disguised with some new "client research" sauce.

It looks laaik thay put as much time and effort into their website as they put into their wacky wednesdays!

Steers, because "Home Page" is a lakker kiff title!